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Breakfast Egg Squish

An egg that never breaks - only squeezed, squished, and shaped back into form.

€19,99 €28,56 You save €8,57
incl. VAT, plus shipping· free from €39,00
Variant: Single Egg With Yolk
Available
  • Fun eye-catcher with deceptively realistic egg looks
  • Compact companion for your desk, bag, or shelf
  • Different variants to collect and combine
  • Ships from Germany
  • free from €39,00
  • Collectible, not edible
  • 14 days returns
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Facts

Breakfast Egg Squish

Looks like it belongs on the breakfast table, but it's purely a desk affair: the Breakfast Egg Squish brings fried-egg looks to your desk, no pan required. For squeezing, kneading, and switching off for a moment - your little ritual between two tabs.

Whether a clear egg with yolk or a classic fried egg: you decide what your egg shelf looks like. Important: it's a collectible and fidget object - not edible, even if it looks deceptively real.

Perfect for anyone who likes having something to hold while their mind is elsewhere for a bit.

  • Fun eye-catcher with deceptively realistic egg looks
  • Compact companion for your desk, bag, or shelf
  • Different variants to collect and combine
Variants
Single Egg With Yolk, White Fried Egg
Care
Handle with care, do not bend or work with sharp objects. Protect from direct sunlight and strong heat. Wipe with a slightly damp cloth, do not submerge in water.

Safety & age

Recommended age: to be added
  • Not edible / not for consumption.
  • Not edible / not intended for consumption.
Shipping

Shipped within Germany, usually within 2–4 business days after payment. Exact delivery times are shown at checkout. Free shipping from €39,00.

Returns

14-day right of withdrawal after receipt. Details in our cancellation policy.

FAQ

Questions about Breakfast Egg Squish

Is the Squish Egg edible?

No. Despite its egg looks, it's not edible - it's meant purely for looking at, squeezing, and collecting.

What variants are available?

Currently available: single egg with yolk and white fried egg.

How big is the egg exactly?

We don't have exact measurements yet - we'll add them as soon as they're confirmed.