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Breakfast Egg Squish
An egg that never breaks - only squeezed, squished, and shaped back into form.
- Fun eye-catcher with deceptively realistic egg looks
- Compact companion for your desk, bag, or shelf
- Different variants to collect and combine
Breakfast Egg Squish
Looks like it belongs on the breakfast table, but it's purely a desk affair: the Breakfast Egg Squish brings fried-egg looks to your desk, no pan required. For squeezing, kneading, and switching off for a moment - your little ritual between two tabs.
Whether a clear egg with yolk or a classic fried egg: you decide what your egg shelf looks like. Important: it's a collectible and fidget object - not edible, even if it looks deceptively real.
Perfect for anyone who likes having something to hold while their mind is elsewhere for a bit.
- Fun eye-catcher with deceptively realistic egg looks
- Compact companion for your desk, bag, or shelf
- Different variants to collect and combine
- Variants
- Single Egg With Yolk, White Fried Egg
- Care
- Handle with care, do not bend or work with sharp objects. Protect from direct sunlight and strong heat. Wipe with a slightly damp cloth, do not submerge in water.
Safety & age
Recommended age: to be added- Not edible / not for consumption.
- Not edible / not intended for consumption.
14-day right of withdrawal after receipt. Details in our cancellation policy.
Questions about Breakfast Egg Squish
Is the Squish Egg edible?
No. Despite its egg looks, it's not edible - it's meant purely for looking at, squeezing, and collecting.
What variants are available?
Currently available: single egg with yolk and white fried egg.
How big is the egg exactly?
We don't have exact measurements yet - we'll add them as soon as they're confirmed.


